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    Default This is Too Good for The Joke Thread

    We are not alone, I particularly liked the comment about the iPlane.
    “‎A general State education is a mere contrivance for moulding people to be exactly like one another; and as the mould in which it casts them is that which pleases the dominant power in the government, whether this be a monarch, an aristocracy, or a majority of the existing generation; in proportion as it is efficient and successful, it establishes a despotism over the mind, leading by a natural tendency to one over the body.” ― John Stuart Mill

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    Very funny. I'm surprised there wasn't a post from Richie Overpounder on the merits of getting hammered.

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    Oh man that needs to be made a sticky! Freakin hilarious!

    Tom
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    Tom

    Just read it this morning, great to start the day with a good laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dgbldr View Post

    Very funny. I'm surprised there wasn't a post from Richie Overpounder on the merits of getting hammered.
    Hey, keep it down. My head still hurts and the alarm is set for Thursday's Happy Hour.

    Very good, Dick.
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    Default Re: This is Too Good for The Joke Thread

    I think a lot of forum participants have been up all night lined up in front of their local Apple stores to get the new iPlane.
    “‎A general State education is a mere contrivance for moulding people to be exactly like one another; and as the mould in which it casts them is that which pleases the dominant power in the government, whether this be a monarch, an aristocracy, or a majority of the existing generation; in proportion as it is efficient and successful, it establishes a despotism over the mind, leading by a natural tendency to one over the body.” ― John Stuart Mill

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