OK, but you still just **** in it

[Dancing Dan]

I'd be afraid to sit down on this.

[tjbnwi]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

There is just something about that integrate bidet that seemed a little, well..................

Tom

[frenchie]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

There is just something about that integrate bidet that seemed a little, well..................

Tom

Did that thing have a LIGHT on the end?!?

[tjbnwi]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

I saw some something white.........as it got swallowed......

Tom

[Top Notch]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

Hope there lubricant on that thing...........Looks like toilets in a an airplane or bus with extras

[Lavrans]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

Did that thing have a LIGHT on the end?!?

That would be part of the deoderizing/disinfecting cycle.

As one reviewer said "...for a customer who spends that much money, Kohler should want to make sure they continue to believe their "stuff" doesn't stink."

[JohnCR]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

Will it make the diamonds sparkle?

[Overbuilders]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

I saw some something white...as it got swallowed...

So many one liners...so much time...

[Dick Seibert]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

Nothing fancy like this that plays music, but I've been using the bidet seats for 20 years, toilet paper use is filthy, according to the Japanese anyway, and environmentalist that I am look at all the trees I've saved and the reduction in my carbon footprint. The first ones I bought cost close to $800, the price has dropped in half, wonder what the Kohler costs? Will it play Mozart? Better yet I think Prokofiev's Alexander Nevsky Cantata would be more appropriate.

[Ohiobuilder]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

We have done a couple of the bidet seats from Toto. Who in the heck engineers these things?

Would they qualify for any LEED points? Sure would save on TP.

[Dick Seibert]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

Dan:

They don't use toilet paper in most of the world, the Japanese were the developers of the bidet seat for cleanliness, they even make a portable battery operated one to take with you when you travel.

[Lavrans]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

Dick- it costs $6,400.

And it will play anything you have. You can plug in your iPod or stereo...

[Dick Seibert]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

Dick- it costs $6,400

I think I'll stay with my $800 Panasonics, the original Toto integrated toilet/bidets cost over $6,000 too, but the last I checked they had come way down in price, but they didn't play music.

[Andrew R.]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

Never used a bidet……whats the next step after water is blown up your….

[Dick Seibert]

Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

Andy:

You push another button and it blows hot air up your you know what, they have two arms that emerge, one for both sexes and another vaginal. Don't push the wrong button!