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  1. #1
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    Default OK, but you still just **** in it

    I'd be afraid to sit down on this.

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    Default Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

    There is just something about that integrate bidet that seemed a little, well..................

    Tom
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    Default Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

    Quote Originally Posted by tjbnwi View Post
    There is just something about that integrate bidet that seemed a little, well..................

    Tom
    Did that thing have a LIGHT on the end?!?
    Francois


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    I saw some something white.........as it got swallowed......

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    Default Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

    Hope there lubricant on that thing...........Looks like toilets in a an airplane or bus with extras
    Tom

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    Quote Originally Posted by frenchie View Post
    Did that thing have a LIGHT on the end?!?
    That would be part of the deoderizing/disinfecting cycle.

    As one reviewer said "...for a customer who spends that much money, Kohler should want to make sure they continue to believe their "stuff" doesn't stink."
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    Default Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

    Will it make the diamonds sparkle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjbnwi View Post

    I saw some something white...as it got swallowed...
    So many one liners...so much time...
    Richie Poor

    See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, value engineer your unit prices.

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    Default Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

    Nothing fancy like this that plays music, but I've been using the bidet seats for 20 years, toilet paper use is filthy, according to the Japanese anyway, and environmentalist that I am look at all the trees I've saved and the reduction in my carbon footprint. The first ones I bought cost close to $800, the price has dropped in half, wonder what the Kohler costs? Will it play Mozart? Better yet I think Prokofiev's Alexander Nevsky Cantata would be more appropriate.
    “‎A general State education is a mere contrivance for moulding people to be exactly like one another; and as the mould in which it casts them is that which pleases the dominant power in the government, whether this be a monarch, an aristocracy, or a majority of the existing generation; in proportion as it is efficient and successful, it establishes a despotism over the mind, leading by a natural tendency to one over the body.” ― John Stuart Mill

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    We have done a couple of the bidet seats from Toto. Who in the heck engineers these things?

    Would they qualify for any LEED points? Sure would save on TP.
    -Dan

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    Dan:

    They don't use toilet paper in most of the world, the Japanese were the developers of the bidet seat for cleanliness, they even make a portable battery operated one to take with you when you travel.
    “‎A general State education is a mere contrivance for moulding people to be exactly like one another; and as the mould in which it casts them is that which pleases the dominant power in the government, whether this be a monarch, an aristocracy, or a majority of the existing generation; in proportion as it is efficient and successful, it establishes a despotism over the mind, leading by a natural tendency to one over the body.” ― John Stuart Mill

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    Dick- it costs $6,400.

    And it will play anything you have. You can plug in your iPod or stereo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavrans
    Dick- it costs $6,400
    I think I'll stay with my $800 Panasonics, the original Toto integrated toilet/bidets cost over $6,000 too, but the last I checked they had come way down in price, but they didn't play music.
    “‎A general State education is a mere contrivance for moulding people to be exactly like one another; and as the mould in which it casts them is that which pleases the dominant power in the government, whether this be a monarch, an aristocracy, or a majority of the existing generation; in proportion as it is efficient and successful, it establishes a despotism over the mind, leading by a natural tendency to one over the body.” ― John Stuart Mill

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    Default Re: OK, but you still just **** in it

    Never used a bidet……whats the next step after water is blown up your….

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    Andy:

    You push another button and it blows hot air up your you know what, they have two arms that emerge, one for both sexes and another vaginal. Don't push the wrong button!
    “‎A general State education is a mere contrivance for moulding people to be exactly like one another; and as the mould in which it casts them is that which pleases the dominant power in the government, whether this be a monarch, an aristocracy, or a majority of the existing generation; in proportion as it is efficient and successful, it establishes a despotism over the mind, leading by a natural tendency to one over the body.” ― John Stuart Mill

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