OK, but you still just **** in it

**Dancing Dan** · 09-23-2011, 11:43 AM

I'd be afraid to sit down on this.

**tjbnwi** · 09-23-2011, 11:47 AM

There is just something about that integrate bidet that seemed a little, well..................

Tom

**frenchie** · 09-23-2011, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by tjbnwi

There is just something about that integrate bidet that seemed a little, well..................

Tom

Did that thing have a LIGHT on the end?!?

**tjbnwi** · 09-23-2011, 12:07 PM

I saw some something white.........as it got swallowed......

Tom

**Top Notch** · 09-23-2011, 12:28 PM

Hope there lubricant on that thing...........Looks like toilets in a an airplane or bus with extras

**Lavrans** · 09-23-2011, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by frenchie

Did that thing have a LIGHT on the end?!?

That would be part of the deoderizing/disinfecting cycle.

As one reviewer said "...for a customer who spends that much money, Kohler should want to make sure they continue to believe their "stuff" doesn't stink."

**JohnCR** · 09-23-2011, 12:49 PM

Will it make the diamonds sparkle?

**Overbuilders** · 09-23-2011, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by tjbnwi

I saw some something white...as it got swallowed...

So many one liners...so much time...

**Dick Seibert** · 09-23-2011, 02:10 PM

Nothing fancy like this that plays music, but I've been using the bidet seats for 20 years, toilet paper use is filthy, according to the Japanese anyway, and environmentalist that I am look at all the trees I've saved and the reduction in my carbon footprint. The first ones I bought cost close to $800, the price has dropped in half, wonder what the Kohler costs? Will it play Mozart? Better yet I think Prokofiev's Alexander Nevsky Cantata would be more appropriate.

**Ohiobuilder** · 09-23-2011, 02:14 PM

We have done a couple of the bidet seats from Toto. Who in the heck engineers these things?

Would they qualify for any LEED points? Sure would save on TP.

**Dick Seibert** · 09-23-2011, 02:23 PM

Dan:

They don't use toilet paper in most of the world, the Japanese were the developers of the bidet seat for cleanliness, they even make a portable battery operated one to take with you when you travel.

**Lavrans** · 09-23-2011, 02:24 PM

Dick- it costs $6,400.

And it will play anything you have. You can plug in your iPod or stereo...

**Dick Seibert** · 09-23-2011, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Lavrans

Dick- it costs $6,400

I think I'll stay with my $800 Panasonics, the original Toto integrated toilet/bidets cost over $6,000 too, but the last I checked they had come way down in price, but they didn't play music.

**Andrew R.** · 09-23-2011, 02:34 PM

Never used a bidet……whats the next step after water is blown up your….

**Dick Seibert** · 09-23-2011, 02:39 PM

Andy:

You push another button and it blows hot air up your you know what, they have two arms that emerge, one for both sexes and another vaginal. Don't push the wrong button!

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